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Alright. I couldn't think of anything I wanted to write about tonight, so I decided to save the last part of a conversation I just had with a good friend of mine. It was ridiculous. It was challenging. It was, to say the very least, epic. It may not seem very long, but from start to finish this lasted about an hour and a half. Enjoy.

Natalie
hey do you need any help with anything if you're for sure doing something on friday?
Dustin
umm...the only thing i haven't looked into yet is borrowing some yard games from people. so if you know any good people to ask...
Natalie
unfortunately, i do not.
Dustin
i'll see if i can get mike to send a message to the faculty or something
Natalie
sounds like a plan, stan... the man... with a frying pan...
Dustin
oh boy… suzanne
Natalie
would you like some flan?

[At this point in time, there was an icon in the chat box that said he was typing a message - the icon was up for about six minutes, but nothing was ever sent.]

Natalie
wow. i'm really excited to get this message.
Dustin
i'd rather get a tan
Natalie
it took you like, six minutes to write that?
Dustin
i had to fight Jackie Chan!!
Natalie
i bet he wiped the floor with you and made it spic and span...
Dustin
let's just say i'm no longer a fan
Natalie
let's stuff him in a van!
Dustin
i don't think we can
Natalie
well... what about wrapping him in saran?
Dustin
i'm gonna need a cat scan
Natalie
why, is something wrong with an organ?
Dustin
no, i can't stop singing Barbara Anne!
Natalie
really?! you should go sing some karaoke in japan
Dustin
i just wanna play Settlers of Katan!
Natalie
i actually think you should go dance the cancan.
Dustin
i only do that when dressed like Peter Pan
Natalie
you are such a madman...
Dustin
did you know that Abraham was first called to Haran?
Natalie
that's right, along with his entire clan.
Dustin
then there was the tribe of dan...
Natalie
which was prophesied to leap from bashan
Dustin
that's when the crap really hit the fan
Natalie
which is exactly why to syria all the tribes ran.
Dustin
is that in the Koran?
Natalie
nah, i actually heard about it from my neighbor, cheyenne.
Dustin
is she related to jan?
Natalie
no, you're confusing her with diane.
Dustin
oh, yeah. she's married to my friend stan
Natalie
i heard they just bought a toucan!
Dustin
oh, my. they already have an orangutan!
Natalie
no, they put him down when he ruined their divan.
Dustin
must have been after he ate that flan
Natalie
must have been, for it was flan made with many a pecan.
Dustin
wow, i'm done. you are the champian
Natalie
yeah you suck, you should probably move to sudan. just kidding. : )
Dustin
omg. that was crazy
Natalie
i know, right? man oh man... ummm ps, it's spelled 'catan'

Ha.
Fin.